Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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