You just made me feel so damn special
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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