Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow

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(310): View more from California

its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(314): View more from Missouri

we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.

(1-314): View more from Missouri

i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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(941): View more from Florida

Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation

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(647): View more from Ontario

The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them

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(940): View more from Texas

Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.

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