doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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