Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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