i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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