I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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