why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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