There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
