And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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