i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
