This girl is more easily done than said...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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