The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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