I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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