Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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