The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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