I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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