There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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