White coat. Heels.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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