I don't think brook has ever known best
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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