Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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