i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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