you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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