she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I need a burrito and a hug.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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