She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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