Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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