You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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