Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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