Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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