We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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