you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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