I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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