I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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