Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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