i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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