Buhtt sex?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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