fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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