woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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