am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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