I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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