im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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