Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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