I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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