just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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