I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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