About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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