That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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