Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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