We won't sleep together?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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