that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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