I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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