Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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