i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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