You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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