i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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