the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So. Much. Porn.
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